Engineering 60 Second Pitch I - Boobies!!

Finding ways to educate ordinary business folk of the many ways to refer our structural engineering businesses to their contacts can feel rather dry and boring . But from time to time - I like to titillate my audience with something a little racy. Enjoy, and please let us hear about your 60 second pitches.

"Good morning my name is [insert name here], I’m a structural engineer and we are [insert company name here]. 

For the last few weeks I have been labouring under a slightly different career pass time, and it’s turned into a bit of an obsession of mine.

I HAVE BEEN OPERATING ON 'BREAST REDUCTIONS'  :-)

You see, structural engineers are also employed to help facilitate the removal of home owners redundant CHIMNEY BREASTS.

Over the last 2 weeks I have worked on [??] separate breast     reductions or removals. Approximately [??] of them since the beginning of this year. 

More often than not my clients incorporate a chimney breast reduction or two within their plans to extend and update their homes.

Some can be very straight forward, but if the breast is particularly large or nestled on a party wall - quite often a structural engineer is called in to design the support.

So if you hear of anyone complaining about an unsightly or a space hogging breast in their lounge or dining room, then ask them to give us a call.  

My name is [insert name] and we are

[company name], breast reduction specialists."

Engine[er]