Engineering 60sec Pitch III - Thinking Laterally

Here you will find more networking ideas for an engineering business elevator pitch.

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." ~Victor Borge

Good morning my name is [insert name], I’m a structural engineer and we are [insert company name].

I thought that we all needed a bit of cheering up this morning. So here is a joke.


A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The Engineer said: "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
“I don't know” said the Doctor, “but I've never seen such ineptitude!”
Then the Priest looked up: "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.",  “Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?”

The greens keeper says: "Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year, So we let them play here anytime free of charge!"

(a silence befell the group)

Then the Priest said: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
“Good idea” said the Doctor. “And I'm going to contact my eye specialist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.”

The Engineer scratched his head and then said: "So why can't these guys just play at night then?"

We are specialists in thinking laterally and solving problems for our clients. If you know someone who needs some advice on their home extension, or loft conversion, please ask them to give us a call, telling us all about their building aliments.

My name is [insert name] and we are
[insert company name], [insert memory hook].

Please take a look at the past 60 second pitches for Structural
Engineers:

1. http://buildingmadesimple.blogspot.com/2012/06/engineering-60-second-pitch-i-boobies.html
2. http://buildingmadesimple.blogspot.com/2012/06/engineering-60-second-pitch-ii-pile.html


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